There's a church running out of funding Because their beliefs aren't popular anymore. They're very conservative, and the members are very loyal. There isn't another church like them in any nearby town, and they don't want to let their members down. The church is run by friars sworn to be completely devout to the church and work nowhere else, but they can't afford it anymore. A few friars get together and decide that they should open up a flower shop. They also decide not to tell the head of the …

Hugh The Legendary Hero. One day up in the mountains a group of monks began planting flowers. They toiled away but nothing ever grew. Frustration got the most of them and one monk was killed over the flowers, and to everyone's surprise the flowers bloomed. Now knowing what they needed was blood the monks began killing people from the nearby village. The villagers cried out ""Hero Hugh! We need your help."" For Hugh was the legendary hero of old, but sadly he was saving other villagers. The monks…

So an order of monks once set up a flower shop near the playboy mansion. They were pretty successful until one day Hefner found out about them. The cops were called and it was shut down. The head monk said that of it was anyone else's house they would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friars. Source: Colin Mochrie

A catholic church needs money... So the council gets together and decide to start selling flowers. This business works very well until the florist across the street realized he was losing all of his business. So the florist calls in his friend Hugh Hefner and asks him to go talk to the priests. After a short discussion, they realize there are other ways of making money. Weeks later, the florist's business returns and everything is back to normal. Moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prev…