Only Hugh... Three Monk-to-be's decided that the celibate life was not the life for them. They left the monastery after tell the Abbot that they were tired of singing and praying all day. The three young men moved to a near by village and started a flower shop. The flower shop flourished and was more successful than any other business in town, until, children started disappearing from the surrounding area. The entrepreneurs were soon under scrutiny because they were the newest members of the com…

There's a church running out of funding Because their beliefs aren't popular anymore. They're very conservative, and the members are very loyal. There isn't another church like them in any nearby town, and they don't want to let their members down. The church is run by friars sworn to be completely devout to the church and work nowhere else, but they can't afford it anymore. A few friars get together and decide that they should open up a flower shop. They also decide not to tell the head of the …

Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,""If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."" Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one

Hugh The Legendary Hero. One day up in the mountains a group of monks began planting flowers. They toiled away but nothing ever grew. Frustration got the most of them and one monk was killed over the flowers, and to everyone's surprise the flowers bloomed. Now knowing what they needed was blood the monks began killing people from the nearby village. The villagers cried out ""Hero Hugh! We need your help."" For Hugh was the legendary hero of old, but sadly he was saving other villagers. The monks…