The worst (best?) pun ever. So a man owns a flower shop in a small town. He's the only florist in the area, so nof course all the townspeople went to him to buy flowers for special events. Then one day a friar moves in, and sets up a flower shop right across the street from the florist. Since everyone wanted to buy flowers from a man of God, the florist started losing business. About a week goes by, and the florist realises, ""Hey, I'm going bankrupt here. I need to do something about this."" So he goes across the street and says to the friar ""Look, I'm losing a lot of money here, and I have a family to feed. I would really appreciate it if you could set up shop somewhere else."" And the friar responds, ""Nope. This is where I've set up, and this is where I'm staying."" So the next day, the florist sends over his sickly old mother to beg the friar, saying ""We need the money for my medication. Please please pack up and go somewhere else."" And the friar responds, ""No. I'm staying here."" So the florist scrounges up the last of his cash to hire a local tough guy Hugh. Hugh goes and beats the crap out of the friar, and says to him ""This is going to happen every day until you leave town."" So of course the friar, terrified, packs up and leaves, proving once and for all that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.