The worst (best?) pun ever. So a man owns a flower shop in a small town. He's the only florist in the area, so nof course all the townspeople went to him to buy flowers for special events. Then one day a friar moves in, and sets up a flower shop right across the street from the florist. Since everyone wanted to buy flowers from a man of God, the florist started losing business. About a week goes by, and the florist realises, ""Hey, I'm going bankrupt here. I need to do something about this."" So…