Town So Jokes

The worst (best?) pun ever. So a man owns a flower shop in a small town. He's the only florist in the area, so nof course all the townspeople went to him to buy flowers for special events. Then one day a friar moves in, and sets up a flower shop right across the street from the florist. Since everyone wanted to buy flowers from a man of God, the florist started losing business. About a week goes by, and the florist realises, ""Hey, I'm going bankrupt here. I need to do something about this."" So…

So a journalist visits a small town... So a journalist visits a rural town, she is trying to find something interesting to write about and finally spots an old man sitting outside his house. She decides to walk up to this man and ask, ""hello there Sir, I am interested in writing an article on this town, could you tell me something good that happened to you and something bad?"". The old man agrees. ""Well, a good thing was when my mate's wife went missing, so we rounded up a group of us and went…