So a journalist visits a small town... So a journalist visits a rural town, she is trying to find something interesting to write about and finally spots an old man sitting outside his house. She decides to walk up to this man and ask, ""hello there Sir, I am interested in writing an article on this town, could you tell me something good that happened to you and something bad?"". The old man agrees. ""Well, a good thing was when my mate's wife went missing, so we rounded up a group of us and went out lookin'. When we found her we all took turns having our way with her."" The reporter was quite shocked. ""So what was the bad moment then?"" The old man looks her in the eye and replies, ""well there was the time when I went missing""