Police responded to a call outside the Playboy mansion. Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an illegal roadside stand in front of the Playboy mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement ""we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.""

There's a church running out of funding Because their beliefs aren't popular anymore. They're very conservative, and the members are very loyal. There isn't another church like them in any nearby town, and they don't want to let their members down. The church is run by friars sworn to be completely devout to the church and work nowhere else, but they can't afford it anymore. A few friars get together and decide that they should open up a flower shop. They also decide not to tell the head of the …

Only you Famous playboy, Hugh Hefner, managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. One friar said, ""Well if it was anyone else, we may have gotten away with it, but unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.""

Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,""If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."" Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one