Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,""If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."" Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one

Flower-selling monks at the Playboy mansion *Our top story today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the playboy mansion, where they where selling flowers. Said one friar; Well, if it was anyone else, we might have gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.* (I did not think of this myself; it's from [Whose Li…

Hugh Hefner Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, ""Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

An order of monks are selling flowers... ...illegally on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.