Washing cars One day, little Jimmy was walking home from school when something catches his eye. Peering into a shop window he saw a brand new red bicycle. ""Wow,"" he thought to himself, ""that sure is a great looking bike but neither my parents or I can afford it!"". Jimmy stares at it in admiration for a few minutes before carrying on his journey home. Over dinner, he mentions this bicycle to his parents and how he desires to one day buy it for himself. His parents being the type to teach thei…

Two brothers on Christmas day So there are two brothers, Jimmy and Timmy They both run down stairs to see what Santa had brought them The presents are divided into two piles, with Jimmy's pile being larger Jimmy say, "" Haha, my pile is bigger!"" Then Timmy says,"" Well, atleast I don't have cancer.""

Preparations for a Scottish wedding... Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. ""Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant,"" says Jimmy. ""A've got everythin'organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the ...rings, the minister, even ma stag night"". Archie nods approvingly. ""I've even bought a kilt to be married in!"" continues Jimmy. ""A kilt?"" exclaims Archie, ""That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's…

[Loong] Big red trike. A young boy named Jimmy, 5 years old, is looking through the Sears catalog. His birthday is coming up and he wants something great this year. Something *awesome*. So he's flipping through the catalog, going through all the Lego bricks, toy sets, whatever right? Well on the very last page of the section, Jimmy spots his heart's greatest desire. A big red metal trike. You know it. He just can't stop thinking about it. Day in day out, big red trike. Nap time? Big red trike. H…