You want what? While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. ""Did you get that for your birthday?"" asked Little Johnny. ""Nope."" replied Jimmy. ""Well, did you get it for Christmas then?"". Again Jimmy says ""Nope."" ""You didn't steal it, did you?"" asks Little Johnny. ""No,"" said Jimmy. ""I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Little Johnny …

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. . . "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Little Johnny was extreme…

The Shiny Watch of Jimmy Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” – asked Johnny. “Nope.” – replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?” Again Jimmy said “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” – asked Johnny. “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.” Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealou…

Christmas Funny Jokes in Hindi: हंसना सेहत के लिए बेहद फायदेमंद माना जाता है। आज की इस भागदौड़ और स्ट्रेसफूल लाइफ की वजह से लोगों ने हंसना तक बंद कर दिया है। जबकि आपको मालूम होना चाहिए कि हंसने से कई तरह के स्वास्थ्य लाभ होते हैं। हंसने से ना केवल मन प्रसन्न होता है बल्कि स्ट्रेस लेवल भी दूर होता है। ऐसे में हमेशा हंसते रहना चाहिए। हंसने के लिए किसी खास मौके की जरूरत नहीं होती है बस सही जोक्स का इंतजार रहता है। ऐसे में आज हम आपके लिए क्रिसमस के कुछ मजेदार जोक्स लेकर आए हैं जिन्हें पढ़ आप लोट-पोट…