*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries "They're French fries" Not for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long

Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all "Russia".

Vladimir Putin, Fidel Castro and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.. Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train. Fidel Castro pulls an expensive Cuban cigar out of his pocket, lights it, and then throws it out the window after only a few puffs. Vladimir Putin and the Oort Cloud are both surprised by this and ask ""what are you doing, Fidel? That's an expensive cigar!"" To which Castro responds, ""in your country/post-heliopausal region perhaps, but in my country th…

Donald, Vladimir and Angela find a Genie Lamp.... The Genie pops out and offers each of them a wish. Donald says he wants a 200' high concrete wall all the way around the U.S. to protect it from immigrants and drugs. Vladimir hears this and says he will have the same thing...a giant wall to defend Russia from the capitalist pigs. Angela says ""Fill them both with water"".