Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem. 'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.' 'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...' 'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'