Mrs. Smith is having trouble with her husband falling asleep in church... ... and it was really embarrassing for her to be seen with him constantly nodding off. So Mrs. Smith asks the preacher before Sunday service if he has any ideas for her. He thinks about it, then hands her a pin and says, ""Every time I signal you with this gesture, poke your husband with this pin."" Mrs. Smith acknowledged his instructions and sat down with her husband for the service. Shortly into the sermon, Mr. Smith had fallen asleep. The preacher sees this, and gestures towards Mrs. Smith to poke her husband while asking the audience, ""Who is the Father of all of us here?"" Mr. Smith yelled, ""OH GOD!"" ""Thank you, Mr. Smith!"" and the preacher continued his speech. Shortly thereafter, Mr. Smith was nodding away again. The preacher sees this, and motions to Mrs. Smith while asking the audience, ""Who is the son, our Lord and savior?"" ""JESUS CHRIST!"" ""Thank you, Mr. Smith!"" and the preacher carries on. As the sermon continues, people begin to lose interest, and the preacher tries to be more up-tempo to get the crowd excited again. In his attempts, he accidentally gestured towards Mrs. Smith as he asked, ""What did Eve say to Adam as she bore them their 99th son?"" ""IF YOU STICK THAT GODDAMN THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"" ""Amen.""