Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem. 'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.' 'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...' 'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who w…

Mrs. Smith is having trouble with her husband falling asleep in church... ... and it was really embarrassing for her to be seen with him constantly nodding off. So Mrs. Smith asks the preacher before Sunday service if he has any ideas for her. He thinks about it, then hands her a pin and says, ""Every time I signal you with this gesture, poke your husband with this pin."" Mrs. Smith acknowledged his instructions and sat down with her husband for the service. Shortly into the sermon, Mr. Smith ha…

The Surrogate The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been ex…

A family is on a trip in Jerusalem Halfway through the trip the wife's mother dies. The wife wants to bury her in Jerusalem because taking a dead body back to their home country is very expensive but the husband insists on taking her back. He eventually convinces her to fly the body back to their home country. The priest then asks them why they didn't bury her in Jerusalem and the husband replies ""They buried this other guy there once and he came back from the dead""