A guy is on vacation in Jerusalem with his wife and mother-in-law, when the mother-in-law unexpectedly passes away. Unsure of how to handle funeral proceedings so far from home, he asks a local funeral parlor in Jerusalem for advice. "Well sir, if you bury her here in Jerusalem, it will cost you about $150". "What about if I want to ship her body back to the U.S.?" - the guy asks "Well sir, that would cost approximately $20,000". The guy thinks about it for a little bit and says "you know what, better prepare the body and have her shipped back to New York". "But sir, you would save almost $20,000 if you just bury her right here in Jerusalem!" - the funeral guy responds The husband responds: "yeah I know, but there was once a guy who was buried in Jerusalem and rose from the dead on the third day, and I'm not willing to risk that with her".