A man is taking his family to his father's funeral... .. He is talking with his wife as his two children sit in the backseat, the daughter fiddles with her phone charger while the son listens in. ""Honey, I don't know what I'm going to say in his eulogy."" ""Well, you could make comparisons, say he was as strong as an ox."" ""Yeah, that was just like him... Oh! He was like a rock, staying tough against whatever was thrown at him!"" The husband added. ""You see, just think of things that that rem…

A father was listening in on his daughter's nightly prayers He stands with his ear to the door and hears her begin. ""Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy, thank you for Daddy, thank you for Grandma, Bye bye Grandpa!"" Huh? Weird. He doesn't think much about it and goes to bed. The next morning grandpa is dead in the living room. So he listens at her door that night, for surely this is just a coincidence. ""Dear Lord, thank you for Mommy, thank you for Daddy, bye bye Grandma!"" Ok, he's gotta admit , …

An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world. To test it he lets his nephew try it. The boy asks ""Where is my father?"" After a couple of seconds the computer answers ""Your father is at the Niagara Falls with a friend"" The kid turns to his uncle and says ""Uncle, this computer is broken, my father died 2 years ago"" He then says ""Well let's ask a more specific question then!"" The kid goes to the computer and asks again: ""Where is my mother's husband? "" The answer comes ""Your mother's…

One evening... ...a father passed his daughter's bedroom and heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped to listen and heard her say, ""God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandpa, bye bye Grandma."" How odd, thought father, but he didn't want his daughter to know he'd been listening so he didn't say anything to her. But tragically, next day Grandma collapsed and died. A few months went by and one evening father heard his daughter praying again. ""God bless mommy, God bl…