honeymoon The newlyweds came back from their honeymoon at Niagara Falls and moved into the apartment upstairs from the groom's parents, Vito and Nina. That night Vito was awakened by a dig in the ribs from his wife. ""Vito, listen,"" she whispered. Sure enough, they could hear the bedsprings in the room above them creaking rhythmically. ""Come on, Vito,"" she urged. So he rolled over on top of her and they made love. He had just fallen back asleep when the creaking of the bed-springs woke him ag…