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Geography Pickup Lines ""I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."" ""I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."" ""I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."" ""How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"" ""How about I show you my pan-handle?"" ""I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."" ""Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"" All that I have so far, please suggest more!

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An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world. To test it he lets his nephew try it. The boy asks ""Where is my father?"" After a couple of seconds the computer answers ""Your father is at the Niagara Falls with a friend"" The kid turns to his uncle and says ""Uncle, this computer is broken, my father died 2 years ago"" He then says ""Well let's ask a more specific question then!"" The kid goes to the computer and asks again: ""Where is my mother's husband? "" The answer comes ""Your mother's

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honeymoon The newlyweds came back from their honeymoon at Niagara Falls and moved into the apartment upstairs from the groom's parents, Vito and Nina. That night Vito was awakened by a dig in the ribs from his wife. ""Vito, listen,"" she whispered. Sure enough, they could hear the bedsprings in the room above them creaking rhythmically. ""Come on, Vito,"" she urged. So he rolled over on top of her and they made love. He had just fallen back asleep when the creaking of the bed-springs woke him ag

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Hillbilly Honeymoon Up in the hill country, Jethro and Daisy Mae get hitched and go off to Niagara Falls for a week-long honeymoon. But just two days latter, Jethro comes through the door of his father's house in a lather. His Pappy asks him, "Boy, why you home so early? You got another 5 days on your honeymoon?" Jethro: "I'm mad as hell, I can't be married to her any longer. I need a divorce." Pappy: "A divorce??? Why???" Jethro: "She's a virgin!!!" Pappy: "What, boy??? What's the matter

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A Texan was standing admiring the beauty of Niagara Falls when a New Yorker standing next to him said sarcastically: "I bet you don't have anything like this in Texas." "No," said the Texan, "but we've got plumbers who could fix it!" You Know You're in Texas When . . . Hot water comes out of both taps. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below ninety-five degrees, and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in July it only takes two fing

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