[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water.

What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls

Geography Pickup Lines ""I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."" ""I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."" ""I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."" ""How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"" ""How about I show you my pan-handle?"" ""I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."" ""Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"" All that I have so far, please suggest more!

An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world. To test it he lets his nephew try it. The boy asks ""Where is my father?"" After a couple of seconds the computer answers ""Your father is at the Niagara Falls with a friend"" The kid turns to his uncle and says ""Uncle, this computer is broken, my father died 2 years ago"" He then says ""Well let's ask a more specific question then!"" The kid goes to the computer and asks again: ""Where is my mother's husband? "" The answer comes ""Your mother's…