[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water.

What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls

Geography Pickup Lines ""I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."" ""I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."" ""I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."" ""How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"" ""How about I show you my pan-handle?"" ""I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."" ""Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"" All that I have so far, please suggest more!

What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.