Vin Diesel Jokes

Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel.

"Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse

Mom: What are you hiding in there? -nuthin [Vin Diesel noises from closet] M: Is Vin Diesel in there? -...yes Vin Diesel: [from closet] No.

Vin Diesel is Latin for "the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"

Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?

Vin Diesel was riding his bike at the speed of light when a man asked him for a lift. Vin Diesel stopped for him to hop on and continued riding at the speed of light. After a while the man asked. Man: ""So what's your name?"" Vin: ""Cin Diesel"" Man: ""Don't you mean Vin Diesel?"" Vin: ""No it's Cin Diesel"" Man: ""But why?"" Vin: ""Because at the speed of light c=v""

Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks

What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source:

What does Vin Diesel call "pin the tail on the donkey"? Fasten the furry ass.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted