Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel.

"Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse

Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?

Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks