"Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse#Vin Diesel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel.#Vin Diesel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Vin Diesel is Latin for "the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"#Vin Diesel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?#Vin Diesel#Sir It#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks#Vin Diesel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp