According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.#Verizon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate.#Verizon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.#Verizon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."#Verizon#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.#Cellular Service#Verizon0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Verizon made a new minimum security prison and despite what many would believe its very successful. its got no bars but you still cant get out of it for 2 years#Verizon0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month#Verizon0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees#Verizon#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp