According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.

Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."

एक सज्जन तो इतने आत्मनिर्भर हो गए हैं कि...... बीवी का खराब मूड देख खुद से अपने आप को 4 बेलन मार लेते हैं। ...