According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.

Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."

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