Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate.

Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."

एक सज्जन तो इतने आत्मनिर्भर हो गए हैं कि...... बीवी का खराब मूड देख खुद से अपने आप को 4 बेलन मार लेते हैं। ...