According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.

Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate.

Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."