Tonto Jokes

A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man.

eer booze and fun!' 'The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes a big tall cowboy walked in and said ""Who owns the big white horse outside?"" The Lone Ranger stood up hitched his gunbelt and said ""I do. Why?"" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said ""I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!"" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was about dead from heat exha…

Tonto and the Lone Ranger are walking up a mountain... When all of a sudden they see a beautiful blonde coming down the mountain by horseback. Tonto goes up to the woman and says, "Some" The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says, "Tonto you idiot you're an Indian you are supposed to say HOW not SOME!!!" Tonto Looks back at the Lone Ranger points at the woman and says, "No me know HOW, me want SOME."

Indian Genie Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

The Native American An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pu…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto stop in their persuit of some crooks to check for tracks. Tonto presses his ear to the ground, sits up slowly and says thoughtfully "Hmmmm...buffalo come". Amazed the Lone Ranger asks "Wow! How did you know that?!" Tonto replies "Ear stick to ground"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert... After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in t…

The Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?" Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

The lone Ranger and Tonto The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says "Tonto are you ok"? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says "buffalo come" the lone Ranger says " you can tell that by listening to the ground"? Tonto says "no, ground very sticky.

My Favorite Racist Joke The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?" The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?" The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good." The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaus…

The Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been on the trail all day when they reached a town. "I'll see if the saloon has any accomodation", said the lawman. "You wait here". "But Kemo Sabby," said Tonto, "It's cold out here". "Then keep running on the spot to keep warm". After four whiskies he forgot about his friend. "Is that your white horse outside?" asked a stranger who had just come in. "Yes", said the Line Ranger, "Anything wrong?" "Nope, the horse is fine but you left your inju…

My Favorite Racist Joke The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking

The lone Ranger and Tonto The lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses when Tonto falls off. He lands in a ditch. The lone Ranger walks up and says ""Tonto are you ok""? Tonto puts his ear to the ground and remains quiet. The lone Ranger repeats himself and Tonto quiets him and says ""buffalo come"" the lone Ranger says "" you can tell that by listening to the ground""? Tonto says ""no

The Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert... After they got their tent all set up

The Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto stop in their persuit of some crooks to check for tracks. Tonto presses his ear to the ground

Do you remember that episode of The Lone Ranger where Tonto got Alzheimer's?,"Who's ""me" kemosabe?

Do you remember that episode of The Lone Ranger where Tonto got Alzheimer's? Who's "me", kemosabe?

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want um coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walk…

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork stuck in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I Tonto, Indian Genie. I grant-um one wish.' And I said, 'No shit.'"