The Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been on the trail all day when they reached a town. "I'll see if the saloon has any accomodation", said the lawman. "You wait here". "But Kemo Sabby," said Tonto, "It's cold out here". "Then keep running on the spot to keep warm". After four whiskies he forgot about his friend. "Is that your white horse outside?" asked a stranger who had just come in. "Yes", said the Line Ranger, "Anything wrong?" "Nope, the horse is fine but you left your injun running...."