Tonto Little known fact about Tonto is he use to take white man on buffalo hunts. He was the best buffalo tracker and the white man payed him well. One day Tonto was out with a group of white men in search of Buffalo. He got off his horse, which excited the men. He checked the breeze, smelled the air, and then slowly bent down to listen to the earth. When he stood back up, in a calm voice he said, ""buffalo come"" The white man responded, ""well how do ya' know?"" To which Tonto replied, ""hm! F…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the desert one day, and it just so happens that it's unnaturally hot. The Ranger and his Indian sidekick are sweating and panting, and their horses are in even worse shape. They're nearing a town where they can stop and rest, but are still miles out when Tonto's horse dies. ""Get up in Silver,"" The Lone Ranger tells his partner. ""He's a strong horse, he can get both of us there."" Tonto does and they just manage to get to the town without Silver pas…

Lone ranger snakebite The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the plains, doing heroic cowboy shit, when suddenly the Lone Ranger feels the call of nature. He dismounts and goes off behind a bush and squats. A few moments later he runs back screaming frantically pulling his pants up. ""What happened?"" asks Tonto. ""A goddamned snake bit my taint!"" Yells the ranger in agony. Tonto, seeing that his companion cannot ride his horse in his condition, makes him comfortable next to a fire and ri…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were hunting buffalo... The Lone Ranger and Tonto were hunting buffalo but they couldn't find the herd. Tonto got off his horse and and put his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto if he knew where the buffalo were going. Tonto said, ""Buffalo come."" the Lone Ranger said ""How can you tell Tonto?"" Tonto replied, ""Sticky""