Lone ranger snakebite The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the plains, doing heroic cowboy shit, when suddenly the Lone Ranger feels the call of nature. He dismounts and goes off behind a bush and squats. A few moments later he runs back screaming frantically pulling his pants up. ""What happened?"" asks Tonto. ""A goddamned snake bit my taint!"" Yells the ranger in agony. Tonto, seeing that his companion cannot ride his horse in his condition, makes him comfortable next to a fire and ri…