The lone ranger and Tonto ride up to a saloon... The lone ranger tells Tonto to stay outside and run around the horses in a circle to keep the air moving so the will be cool. He then goes inside and orders some whiskey. After a few minutes, a man enters and says to the people inside ""who do the two horses outside belong to"" ""They are mine"" says the lone ranger ""is there a problem"" The man says ""no problem sir, I just wanted to let you know, you left your injun running""

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the desert one day, and it just so happens that it's unnaturally hot. The Ranger and his Indian sidekick are sweating and panting, and their horses are in even worse shape. They're nearing a town where they can stop and rest, but are still miles out when Tonto's horse dies. ""Get up in Silver,"" The Lone Ranger tells his partner. ""He's a strong horse, he can get both of us there."" Tonto does and they just manage to get to the town without Silver pas…

The Lone Ranger and his faithful American Indian sidekick Tonto are riding the plains. The Lone Ranger and his faithful native American sidekick Tonto are riding the plains. It's midwinter and bitterly cold so the heroic duo enter a saloon for a warming drink. The bartender takes one look at Tonto and shouts: ""Get him outtahere. We don' serve no Injuns!"" Faithful Tonto agrees to wait outside while the Lone Ranger has a quick drink. To keep warm he decides to run around his horse. Alas the drin…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, ""Who owns the big white horse outside?"" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said ""I do. Why?"" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, ""I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside."" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ran…