Santa Jokes

My drunk uncle is Santa Claus He breaks into my house

Why is santa claus so happy? He know where all the naughty girls live.

Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a pimp? Santa stops at 3 HOs.

Why is Santa Claus's sack so big? He only comes once a year.

One day a little boy wrote to Santa Clause

Santa Claus is such and arsehole He know where all the naughty girls are

There was a russian man named Rudolph a high ranking member of the KGB

Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves? Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.

Rudolph A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They only come if you're sleeping.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus.

How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney.

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole? An ISISicle!

I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? Sleighs 'em

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineer's Perspective Author’s note: All numerical values

what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.