A couple is walking... A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining,"" says the man. ""No, it's snowing,"" replies the woman. ""How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"" exclaims the man. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining,"" Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas eve They feel a slight precipitation. ""It's raining"" says the man ""No, it's snowing"" the wife replies ""How about we ask this Communist officer over here? He is always right,"" exclaims the man ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" the officer replies before walking off The man turns to his wife and says ""See, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear""

A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man "No it's snowing" replies the woman. "How about we ask this communist officer here?" "He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife and says. "See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…