Rome Jokes

A man is going on a trip to Rome A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded

Roman Beggars Two old beggars are sitting on the steps of a church in Rome. One has a Star of David in front of him and the second has a cross.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars

An alien vessel landed on St Peter's square An alien vessel landed quietly on St Peter's square in Rome.

A Trip to Rome A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded

What is the proper way to explore Italy? You Rome.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome? x always equals 10

Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says

Two Beggars Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars

The Pope decides to go around Rome incognito He steps into his limousine. All the windows are tinted obviously

Two Beggars Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.

How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.

Two nuns were riding their bikes... Two nuns were riding their bikes through Rome headed to the Vatican. One nun said to the other

Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him

Two Beggars in Rome Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome

How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars.

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome One held a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David. Many people passed by

Pope gets a lesson Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome

One day the pope decided to throw all the Jews out of Rome... He made an announcement to the Jewish community: ""Send me your smartest scholar to convince me why I should let the Jewish people stay and I may reconsider my stance."" The Roman Jewish community sent Rabbi Moshe

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?,"Oh Plebes.

Where's the best place to explore? Rome.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes.

How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry.