What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs... He is finishing his treatise on comparative religions, when Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"" ""No, Dopey,"" responds the Pontiff, ""there are not."" ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?"" Dopey asked. ""No, Dopey,"" chuckles the Pope, ""there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."" ""Mr. Pope,"" Dopey asked pleadingly, ""are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"" ""No, Dopey,"" the …

Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!

Map jokes How do you get around in Italy? You Rome. Why does everyone love Thailand? They Bangkok. I Congo to Africa, Kenya? Why do the French take there time? They hate to Russia What's the unhappiest state? Misery Who are the unhappiest Europeans? The Hungary ones. Why are the so many Subway's in India? Because it's the New Delhi capitol of the world. Why does Russia have so many Latino immigrants. Because they have Mas Cow. Where can you eat of the floor. Where they Florence. FEEL FREE TO ADD…