Is this a very old joke? A Greek lands on a beautiful uninhabited island and writes a poem about it. A Roman finds another beautiful island devoid of people and he builds a statue to himself there. A Celt finds yet a third island with no people and starts a fight. **I just thought of a variant:** Instead of building a statue the Roman conquers the uninhabited island. But perhaps the original joke implies that -- maybe when Rome conquered a place it erected statues to the general who did th…

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

How do you cut Rome in Half? Use a pair of Caesars