One day the pope decided to throw all the Jews out of Rome...
He made an announcement to the Jewish community: "Send me your smartest scholar to convince me why I should let the Jewish people stay and I may reconsider my stance." The Roman Jewish community sent Rabbi Moshe, a 78 year old Hebrew school teacher and, according to everyone but himself, the smartest Jew in Rome.
The Pope and Moshe meet in a large conference hall in the Vatican attended by everyone that could fit in the room. Since …