A jewish couple where walking the streets of Rome on vacation. They walk past a fancy restaurant and the wife says "" mmm that place smells amazing!"". The Husband replies "" You're right it does smell really good. If you want on the way back to the hotel we can walk by this same place again""

I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's

We all know someone like this A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, ""Rome? Why would anyone want to go to Rome? It's crowded and dirty and, worse yet, full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"" ""We're flying on US Air,"" was the reply. ""We got a great rate!"" ""US Air?"" exclaimed the hairdresser. ""That's a terrible airline. Their planes…

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, ""Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"" ""We're taking Delta,"" was the reply. ""We got a great rate!"" ""Delta?"" exclaimed the barber. ""That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"" ""We'l…