Downtown International Jokes

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, ""Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"" ""We're taking Delta,"" was the reply. ""We got a great rate!"" ""Delta?"" exclaimed the barber. ""That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"" ""We'l…

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded ""Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting there?"" ""We're taking TWA"" was the reply. ""We got a great rate!"" ""TWA?"" exclaimed the barber. ""That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So where are you staying in Rome?"" ""We'll be at t…

The haircut A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking American Airlines," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "American Airlines?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in …

The Haircut A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking American Airlines," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "American Airlines?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Ro…

The Barber (long) A man was getting a haircut prior to taking a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would you want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty — and full of Italians! You’re crazy to go to Rome! “So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!" “United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. “So, where are you…

Dave was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!” “United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?” “We’ll be at…

The trip to Rome A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, \- “Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” \- “We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!” \- “United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. So, where are you st…