*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: "Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"

Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant.

Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some.

I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones