Roman Jokes

Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not.

A Roman walks into a bar... He says ""I'd like a martinus,"" the bartender replies ""don't you mean a martini?"", the Roman replies ""if I wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'

Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar.

A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling.""

I, for one... is a roman numeral.

A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA

A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?

A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks.

I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart.

A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*

A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers

How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater

An Italian, German and Romanian archaeologists are all sitting at a bar... and they are all comparing how great their respective countries are. The Italian, so proud of his noble country and their history, including the Roman empire, says that he will prove that his country was the most advanced. He, being an archaeologist and all, goes and digs 100 feet under ground to find the Roman water systems. He says to his friends ""Voila, look at how advanced my ancestors were, we connected water to eve…

Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC.""

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!""

A Roman farmer is working in a field... ..and he comes across this berry bush. On it he finds the most perfect, plump berry he had ever seen. He decides it must be The God Of Berries. So he immediately gets down on his knees and begins to worship and praise the berry. After a while, he plucks the berry and brings it home to show his wife. ""Wow, that's some berry!"", she says, immediately recognizing its significance. She puts it on the mantle of the fireplace, and she and her husband get on the…

A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks ""don't you mean a martini?"" The Roman replies ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!""

I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!""

A Roman walk into a bar A Roman walks into the bar, hold up 2 fingers and say '5 beer please'

There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator.

""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman

My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed.

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles.