Roman Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb? I I

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator.

Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't.

Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? He had a Caesar.

Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her.

Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Did you hear about the happy Roman? Glad-he-ate-her?

How can half of 12 be 7? When the 12 is a Roman numeral – XII.Cut off the top half and you get VII.