Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater

A Roman farmer is working in a field... ..and he comes across this berry bush. On it he finds the most perfect, plump berry he had ever seen. He decides it must be The God Of Berries. So he immediately gets down on his knees and begins to worship and praise the berry. After a while, he plucks the berry and brings it home to show his wife. ""Wow, that's some berry!"", she says, immediately recognizing its significance. She puts it on the mantle of the fireplace, and she and her husband get on the…

Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator...