I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.#Roman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"#John Cena#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you#Roman#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.#John Cena#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp