I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.

As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"

Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you

My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.