Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you

I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952.

*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun

"Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms