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A man walks across a desert, dragging his camel behind him. Suddenly, he sees a highway and a construction site and asks the workers: Hey, folks, my camel is barely walking and there's a long way to the nearest city, what do I do? Take camel. -says one of the workers. - Make camel go stand on road. The man drags his camel onto the highway, one of the workers comes from behind with a brick and hits the camel in the balls. Camel yells and disappears over the horizon in a blur. Yeah, he is sure

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A bus full of ugly people goes off the road There are no survivers. The entire bus congregation is instantly teleported to the pearly gates, having been already admitted into heaven. At the gates, a booming voice says ""before entering the kingdom of heaven, you are each permitted one wish"" So the first ugly person steps forth and the voice asks ""what is your wish?"" To which the person replies ""make me beautiful"" and it happens. The second person wishes the same thing, and the third, and th

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Maury and Silvia Goldberg are sitting in their retirement community in South Florida... Maury and Silvia Goldberg are sitting in their retirement community in South Florida one evening when Silvia turns to Maury and says, "Honey, I would really love some ice cream. Would you mind running to the grocery store to pick me up a pint of vanilla?" Maury pats her on the hand. "Of course my Silvia. I'll be back soon." And off he goes in their Oldsmobile to the grocer. A few minutes later Silvia decide

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