My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake.""

My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river.""

A Roman soldier meets another soldier on the road ""Excuse me"" the first soldier asks ""have you crossed Jesus anywhere, by any chance?""

A man walks across a desert, dragging his camel behind him. Suddenly, he sees a highway and a construction site and asks the workers: Hey, folks, my camel is barely walking and there's a long way to the nearest city, what do I do? Take camel. -says one of the workers. - Make camel go stand on road. The man drags his camel onto the highway, one of the workers comes from behind with a brick and hits the camel in the balls. Camel yells and disappears over the horizon in a blur. Yeah, he is sure …