Rihanna Jokes

I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!""

Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.

Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white"".

Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words

Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me

I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line

Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?

[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..

I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder.

So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!""

Rihanna should date Lebron... he never beats anyone.

We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna

Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time""

I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest HITS CD.

A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance.

So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.

Rihanna was asked; "why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?" She replied: "Beats the hell outta me" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys

Rihanna says chains and whips excite her I doubt her ancestors felt the same way.

Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles.

Rihanna Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge..........

What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.

Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: