#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple

Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.

Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits